Filthy Fiat Wallet
The wallet for Bitcoiners forced to carry government garbage.
made personal.

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Filthy Fiat Wallet - the unapologetic wallet for Bitcoiners who only touch fiat because the world still runs on this government-issued monopoly money. You hate fiat. We hate fiat. But let’s face it: you still need a place to stash those filthy dollars and plastic cards until the world wakes up and Bitcoin takes over.Our wallets hold up to 10 dirty cards, feature a secure money buckle for that shitty paper, and are made for lasting durability. Personalize it for a meet up, plebs, stocking stuffer, wedding party, birthday, graduation, Father’s Day, or just because.

Easy Design Approach

  • Select Inside Color

  • Select Outside Color

  • Select Buckle Color

  • Select Initials for Buckle

  • Send to: [email protected]

  • Pay On-Chain with BTC Pay Server

Pricing

  • 25.60 CUCK BUCKS - Personalized Filthy Fiat Wallet

  • 8 CUCK BUCKS - Shipping: Lower 48 USA Only

WHY FILTHY FIATHolds your bank cards and paper dollars-because someone has to pay the tab before you orange-pill the bartender.Because, until hyperbitcoinization, you need somewhere to keep your dirty fiat safe from the elements, if not from inflation.It’s for the degenerate who sees every dollar as a future Bitcoin buy.Rugged, minimalist, and built to last longer than the fiat system itself.Get the Filthy Fiat Wallet. Hold your nose. Stack more Bitcoin.Because if you’re going to carry trash, at least do it in style.

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